Unless you're one of those families that has your Thanksgiving Day traditions very, very set, you might be still wondering where you'll be eating your mandatory turkey dinner.
Either that, or you're scrambling to get ready for the tsunami of family members who will show up at your door and demand to be fed and entertained.
It's all a lot of stress and work that can be avoided completely if you simply decide to go out for Thanksgiving dinner.
Here are a bunch of reasons it's a great idea to spend Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant:
No dishes
No cooking all day
No leftovers that you feel guilty about throwing out
No relatives
No fighting over the limited number of drumsticks
Being waited on at all times
No one will complain about your cooking
And you won't have to complain about someone else's cooking
No cranberry sauce from a can
No turkey sandwiches for two weeks
Expensive liquor means fewer drunk rants from disgruntled family members
Attentive waiters means fewer outbursts from disgruntled family members
Anyone with dietary restrictions can order off the regular menu
Your Thanksgiving day will only last two hours -- at most!
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