Friday, January 14, 2011
Find love by the Frozen Foods!!
We all need to eat...and here's one way to weed out the married guys in the Frozen Foods isle:
- One or two TV dinners: May be attached, but probably not with TV dinners on the menu!
- 3 or more TV dinners: Single
- Cheap beer: College kid, probably single
- a bunch of frozen pizzas: single
- Axe body spray: single
- Pack of Handi-Wipes: Married with kids
- People Magazine: Attached -- and his wife or girlfriend is in charge
- Microwave burritos: single!
- Thin milk carton: single
- Half-dozen eggs: single
Good luck!
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