Friday, January 14, 2011

Find love by the Frozen Foods!!

We all need to eat...and here's one way to weed out the married guys in the Frozen Foods isle: - One or two TV dinners: May be attached, but probably not with TV dinners on the menu! - 3 or more TV dinners: Single - Cheap beer: College kid, probably single - a bunch of frozen pizzas: single - Axe body spray: single - Pack of Handi-Wipes: Married with kids - People Magazine: Attached -- and his wife or girlfriend is in charge - Microwave burritos: single! - Thin milk carton: single - Half-dozen eggs: single Good luck!

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