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I got mugged and was tied to the steering wheel of my car.

My deodorant was frozen to the window sill.

My car door fell off.

It was too windy.

I dreamt I was already at work.

I had to go to the hospital because I drank antifreeze.

I had an early morning gig as a clown.

A roach crawled in my ear.

I saw an elderly lady at a bus stop and decided to pick her up.

My dog swallowed my cell phone.

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