Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Chuck Norris is 70?!

Wow!
He has become a sort of internet phenomenon in recent years on websites that document fictional and mostly absurd special abilities he possessed.
Here are some of my favorite pieces information about the "world's greatest human":
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!"
"Chuck Norris can drown a fish!"
"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down!"
"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain!" and finally
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they finally give him the information he wants!"

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